The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.
JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...
by LalaGG June 23, 2016
Get the Turtle smokemug. "turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"
by B Smizz June 07, 2005
Get the turtle smokemug.