"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"
by B Smizz June 1, 2005
The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.
JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...
by LalaGG April 5, 2016