Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle

Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle

Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023