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Turtle cake

A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.
by River.01 March 4, 2019
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