Turtle Slerpping

When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.

I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"

by FuckYouAssWhole October 4, 2010

Slurping Turtle

An extremely slow blowjob.

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."

by Das Kabong December 16, 2011

Sleeping turtle

When you wake up in the morning and find a turtle head in your butt.

"I woke up this morning with a mean sleeping turtle pokin' through"

by delliono February 5, 2009