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Slurping Turtle 

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."
Slurping Turtle by Das Kabong December 16, 2011

Sleeping turtle 

When you wake up in the morning and find a turtle head in your butt.
"I woke up this morning with a mean sleeping turtle pokin' through"
Sleeping turtle by delliono February 5, 2009