Turtle Shuffle

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.

Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.

by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011

turfle shuffle

when a fat kid shuffles his body.

the boys on the bus were talking about the turfle shuffle

by sushi-loverrr June 24, 2009