Turtle Gooning

The act of masturbating within a confined public space, i.e., a T-shirt or turtle neck. This is a very hidden and risky form of Gooning that only a master of baiting would know.

Defined conversation: "Hey man, how did your last goon sesh go?"

"It was exhilarating. I was in public, so I had to Turtle Goon on the bus."

"What's turtle gooning?" "It's when you jerk off into your shirt with your head also recessed into the shirt."

Turtle Gooning by GUNTHATHEGOONAH. April 5, 2026

Turtle Gooning

The act of masturbating within a confined public space, i.e., a T-shirt or turtle neck. This is a very hidden and risky form of Gooning that only a master of baiting would know.

Defined conversation: "Hey man, how did your last goon sesh go?"

"It was exhilarating. I was in public, so I had to Turtle Goon on the bus."

"What's turtle gooning?" "It's when you jerk off into your shirt with your head also recessed into the shirt."

Turtle Gooning by GUNTHATHEGOONAH. April 5, 2026