Turtle Dicking

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out

Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office

by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020

Turtle Dicking

Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head

"please oh god turtle dicking me daddy!~"

by Katrian March 6, 2020

turtle dicking

The act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone's anus and then pulling the trigger. (Turtle dicked being the past tense)

"I turtle dicked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!"

"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"

by TotteryWolf September 24, 2017