turgid

The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner

Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group

by PTV October 23, 2006

turgid

adj. something that is gross or unseemly

Man, that is a turgid baby.

by Edmund Unceworthy June 2, 2006

Turgid

a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. 1. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.

The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P

by Bussell November 12, 2003

turgidity

The consistency and form of a turd.

Person 1: "just took a dump, the turgidity was peaking"

by Whirlingrwriter0 December 22, 2014

Turgid

A word used to describe something or someone annoying.

Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"

by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003

Turgid

A very pregnant animal

That ewe is very turgid

by Herbie123 October 15, 2020

turgid reflex

boner

I woke up with a turgid reflex this morning

by wailedekim April 21, 2009