turing-complete

A programming language or programmable device that has the computational power equivalent to a Turing Machine.
A programmable device or programming language that is turing-complete can perform any calculation that any other programmable device or programming language is able to.

Nerd1: Leeroy is such a moron.
Nerd2: Yeah, hes not even turing-complete.
Both: Hehehe *snort*

by vaxt February 1, 2006

Taper-ture

The look of a precisely faded taper haircut. After a sharp line up!

(Low taper, mid taper/temple taper or high taper fade)

Check the taper-ture on that fade bwoy!

by Drixx October 23, 2020

few-ture

used in the context of party-lovers, rockers and all who embrace living it up in acknowledging that owing to your fast-paced lifestyle you probably won't be too many left breathing in about 5 years i.e. you'll be dead.

Robin:Dude you heard?Jim and Kenny drank 2 bottles of bacardi alone, got stoned on ten blunts, and later drove their dad's Camero into a wall before getting mugged by a prostitute as they staggered home.I'm shocked they're alive.
Ed:huh.they've got a few-ture those two.

by Muriuki June 23, 2010

Turing house

A shit school in West London where their strict about every rule and it consists of posh kids who think their bad because they saw a council estate.

Person 1: Rah are you moving to Turing house?

Person 2: Yea g Turing house is so badman

by Germanman12 July 20, 2023

dirty ture

when you beat your meat so hard you get paralyzed from
the waist down and now you have to use a dickpump and viagra to get hard

did you hear about the brown haired skinny kid in our class?

yeah? didn’t he get a dirty ture?

by BBCzaddy69~xxx January 18, 2023

nu-ture

A hybrid of the words "nature" and "nurture", signifying an understanding of human behaviour based on both, and an appreciation of the complex inter-relationship of both concepts.

"Criminal tendencies? Well that's his nu-ture..."

by dualist September 11, 2004

text-ture

derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand

Q: You still hear from Fay?

A: Yeah, man she won't leave me alone; it's hellish
text-ture...

by JPnEB August 23, 2008