Urban Dictionary: Turdle

when the crap sticks out of the water a little like a turtle

Oh man, I just had the worst turdle, it was sticking out like 5 inches.

by Petershey February 08, 2006

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Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).

Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.

by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014

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Turdle

Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.

Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.

Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.

by MrSnoopy September 22, 2008