When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle

a turtle with a shell made of brown solid substance that is smeared all over that green hexagonal mushroom above a turtle's skinny, slimy jello body

When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.