Frosted Turd

When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.

I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.

by Steven Jonesss July 02, 2008

Frosted Turd

The sperm-covered feces expelled from the anus immediatley following butt sex.

Sweet dude, I just took a frosted turd.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

Frosted Turd Burglar

When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.

I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!

by Bankerlovely February 24, 2021