turd blanket 

Taking a shit in a blanket

If you cant think of anything better to do, put a turd in a blanket, roll it up, then let the party begin. turd blanket

turd blanket by kitchen_m_lundberg February 12, 2008

Turd Blanket 

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

Turd Blanket by Cosbypoliton October 6, 2022

Turd Blanket 

Ugly clothes wrapped around a real turd of a person; could attract attention of the urban fashion police.

Hey, check out the turd blanket. He must have scrounged all the finest dumpsters in town to find that shit!

Turd Blanket by The Armorer June 19, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004