Turd Culprit

Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!

I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!

by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021

turd whisle

I took a turd whisle this morning.

by Sporty75 October 8, 2023

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"

by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018

Used as an adjective "turd loaf" can be used to describe a person as being ugly.

Tiffany you look like such a turd loaf in that dress take off!

by Dude FInal January 8, 2015

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things

Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

by Steve Burhman May 29, 2008

A group of middle aged men who wear Hollister clothing in an attempt to be 'hip' and 'cool'

"Walked into work today and half the guys were in Hollister clothing... What a bunch of Hollis-turds!"

by Gopster-2k16 September 15, 2016

ME: Hows it goin bro..

Him: Not bad bro..
ME: Yah yah nah turd

by GodzillaSiaa February 21, 2016