noun- a goalie for the Dallas Stars who seems to think he's a forward.

adj- one who chronically commits blunders and is paid too much to make them.
Why won't Marty Turco stay in the crease?

Did you see her screw up that order? She's so Mary Turco.
by crosbysucks69 July 01, 2009
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x1- have you seen Turco?

x2- yeah he's fine as fuck, my girlfriend is in love with him
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