Tuna Spoon 

If you're type of person who plays guitar, you know, nice bluezy guitar with your fingertips and a yearning for salty sea-freshness, and you're cooking your guitar on the stove, it's probably gonna get hot.

So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.

I had a hankering for a 5 egg bean tuna burrito so I used my tuna spoon to tune my guitar and sing a song so my girlfriend would buy me one

Tuna Spoon by Darthyy April 5, 2022

Tuna spoon 

A powerful sex move destroying the womans reproductive organs with a can of tuna.

Yeah, i tuna spooned Katie last night.
She died at the hospital

Tuna spoon by Lilswippax November 7, 2019

Spooning the Tuna

To spoon one's tuna is to fist one's vagina.

Dave: Do you like spooning the tuna.
Greg: I like spooning your mum's tuna.

Spooning the Tuna by Mister Shaun June 21, 2008