Tujunga is the land of hillbillies, rejects, lifted trucks, and bros. Everyone knows each other. If you don't escape from this town, you will eventually become a toothless tweeker. All the homeless people who walk down Foothill Blvd. day and night look like the people from Hills Have Eyes.
by tujungabro August 18, 2011
Buddy: Let's swing by tujunga and grab a bite to eat.
ME: I'd rather go on a date with Jeffrey Dahmer then stop in Tujunga
Buddy: but I wanted to get hit by a a armo driver and do some crack in Sunland Park
ME: oh well then Tujunga I'd the perfect place
ME: I'd rather go on a date with Jeffrey Dahmer then stop in Tujunga
Buddy: but I wanted to get hit by a a armo driver and do some crack in Sunland Park
ME: oh well then Tujunga I'd the perfect place
by Sunland-Tujunga October 22, 2022
An ancient Samoan war challenge. It is completed by hitting each side of your chest with the opposite hand, and then shouting, in a deep, war-like voice "TUJUNGA!" The performer of the challenge must look the opponent directly in the eyes while performing it.
Person being challenged: "Your mom is a whore."
Challenger: After hitting chest "TUJUNGA!"
War will then ensue.
Challenger: After hitting chest "TUJUNGA!"
War will then ensue.
by War Master March 22, 2012
The crappiest place on earth. (Not counting Indio). Certainly there are places that absolutely suck, & Tujunga is CLEARLY one of the top 5 suckiest of all time. In my opinion, Tujunga sucks so thoroughly that I don't think anyone could ever exaggerate the colossal ceaseless immensity of the suckage in the slightest! Dyson vacuums, tornados, hurricanes, interplanetary space, super-massive black holes, your mom, hell,... EVERYTHING loses suction rather quickly when measured against Tujunga.
Tujunga is undeniably "Omnivacuous": all- sucking.
Which is why the Meteorological community now universally accepts as fact, that it is windy in Glendale, La Crescenta, La Canada, Montrose, Pasadena, Sunland, Shadow Hills, Lake View Terrace, & even occasionally Arleta, Pacoima, & parts of the Santa Clarita Valley, simply BECAUSE Tujunga SUCKS!!!
I can't say that I actually have proof, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if "Tujunga" is early 1900's regional slang meaning "to suck beyond human understanding, for all time, just because." ...or maybe it's an ancient word from a long forgotten native tongue meaning "place to which all winds blow"
People say the only 2 things that can reliably be counted on are death & taxes,.... WRONG! There are 3 things that are eternal: Death, taxes, & the unassailable fact that Tujunga sucks!!
Tujunga is undeniably "Omnivacuous": all- sucking.
Which is why the Meteorological community now universally accepts as fact, that it is windy in Glendale, La Crescenta, La Canada, Montrose, Pasadena, Sunland, Shadow Hills, Lake View Terrace, & even occasionally Arleta, Pacoima, & parts of the Santa Clarita Valley, simply BECAUSE Tujunga SUCKS!!!
I can't say that I actually have proof, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if "Tujunga" is early 1900's regional slang meaning "to suck beyond human understanding, for all time, just because." ...or maybe it's an ancient word from a long forgotten native tongue meaning "place to which all winds blow"
People say the only 2 things that can reliably be counted on are death & taxes,.... WRONG! There are 3 things that are eternal: Death, taxes, & the unassailable fact that Tujunga sucks!!
by B.L.ZeBOB October 21, 2011
land of the bums, alcoholics, armos, beaners,and of course the retarded people that take shits next to our house.
I HATE TUJUNGA.
WTF DOES TUJUNGA MEAN ANYWAYS??????
I HATE TUJUNGA.
WTF DOES TUJUNGA MEAN ANYWAYS??????
bum 1 from l.a.: where ya from?
bum2 fom tujunga: im from tujunga (saying it quietly)
bum1 from l.a.: HAHHAH LOSER!
BUM2 FROM TUJUNGA: *runs away crying*
bum2 fom tujunga: im from tujunga (saying it quietly)
bum1 from l.a.: HAHHAH LOSER!
BUM2 FROM TUJUNGA: *runs away crying*
by ARMIN G. FROM L.A. April 7, 2004
The act of having sex with your friends ex boyfriends, over and over. Then 10 years later-having a baby with one of them and then breaking up with them to date one of their friends.
"Hey, did you hear that Sharon had a baby with Ryan?"
"Yeah dude but they just broke up and now she's boning Tyler. She's gotta keep up that good ole Tujunga Recycling"
"Yeah dude but they just broke up and now she's boning Tyler. She's gotta keep up that good ole Tujunga Recycling"
by Sadistica March 20, 2012