The
crappiest place on earth. (Not counting Indio). Certainly there are
places that absolutely suck, &
Tujunga is CLEARLY one of the top 5
suckiest of all time. In my opinion, Tujunga sucks so thoroughly that I don't think anyone could ever exaggerate the colossal ceaseless immensity of the suckage in the slightest!
Dyson vacuums,
tornados,
hurricanes,
interplanetary space,
super-massive black holes,
your mom, hell,... EVERYTHING loses suction rather quickly when measured against Tujunga.
Tujunga is undeniably
"Omnivacuous": all- sucking.
Which is why the Meteorological community now universally accepts as fact, that it is
windy in Glendale,
La Crescenta,
La Canada,
Montrose,
Pasadena,
Sunland,
Shadow Hills,
Lake View Terrace, & even occasionally
Arleta,
Pacoima, & parts of the
Santa Clarita Valley, simply BECAUSE
Tujunga SUCKS!!!
I can't say that I actually have proof, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if "Tujunga" is early 1900's regional slang meaning "to suck beyond human understanding, for all time, just because." ...or maybe it's an ancient word from a long forgotten native tongue meaning "place to which all winds blow"
People say the only 2 things that can reliably be counted on are death & taxes,.... WRONG! There are 3 things that are eternal:
Death,
taxes, & the unassailable fact that Tujunga sucks!!
I'm not worried about going to Hell when I die,... I lived in Tujunga
