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Slang for the word Tuesday. Usually used in text messages and online chat.
Does jersey shore come on tuds?

Nah yo, it comes on thursday.
by L and N Dawg October 21, 2010
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A rather vulgar terminology for the female anatomy, more specifically, the vagina; however, it is also used in the context of makeshift possession (i.e. getting tud).
"Ayo nigga, Pinky got some sweet tud, son."-Justin

"Son...you got some tud last night?"-Justin
by Thomas Clarke July 10, 2008
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let's get tud tonight!

matthew was so tud he woke up at 4 a.m. in a tux, handcuffed, sitting on the curb, with a cop shining a flashlight in his face...classic.
by text group March 08, 2011
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Another various word used by Southeastern Wisconsinites to describe marijuana.
Dude, KB, lets burn some tud.

I thought you'd never ask Coche.
by Coche February 27, 2009
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Someone who is described as being a cheesy lump of shit stack.
Hello mate. How are you today?

Mate, why dont you remove yourself from the arena you cheesy lump of pigeon tud. You're a fuckin lump of tud. Do you know Evelyn?
by Johnny Badman April 24, 2008
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Pussy, a woman's sexual organ, a vagina, also can be sexual intercourse.
Aye, I've been feelin some kinda way,I want me some tud!!!
by D'Ron April 28, 2008
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an abbreviation T.U.D. for totally unnecessary drink.

The one drink that pushes you over the edge or your limit.

Any drink after 10:30 pm on a school (aka work) night.
"Even though I paid my tab, I'll have one TUD before going home."
by Shumpy September 15, 2004
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