by BearsErrWhere November 9, 2020
Tuba is a middle eastern muslim name. It is a common Turkish, Arab, Paki, and Afghan name. Tuba means a tree from heaven in the Quran. It also means a blessing. Tuba's are known for being very beautiful, good hearted and hot. This girl is has the biggest heart and that's what makes her gorgeous. She always sees the good in people. Whoever that meets her will be the luckiest person and happiest person. She is so down to earth. Shy at first but very real once you are her friend.
Tuba is a gorgeous girl
by IK77 November 23, 2021
Guy 1: dude so I was eating this girls ass out last night even though she told me not too because she had to shit
Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?
Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye
Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?
Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye
by _cordy February 24, 2016
To unleash a shit storm of farts when taking a dump, where the farts are particularly deep in tone like a tuba. The farter would easily get a job playing tuba in the Metropolitan Orchestra after this awe-inspiring tryout.
Ex. 1:
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
by chr0meice91 April 21, 2022
When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.
by Cometsh December 8, 2017