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tub of lard 

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.
"He's a fat tub of lard."
tub of lard by Bowman June 16, 2002

tub of lard 

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.
Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.
tub of lard by Chad October 2, 2003

Tub of lard 

Usually describing a fat person. An insult.
"That guy over there eats so many cheeseburgers he looks like a fat tub of lard"
Tub of lard by Dannyjohn February 27, 2017

Tub of lard 

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)
That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.
Tub of lard by Light Joker December 4, 2004

tub of lard 

Knee-jerk reaction from the right-wing in response to any topic put forth by filmmaker Michael Moore.

Used to defer the topic of conversation from that which may cause embarassment to their person or affect their stock prices negatively.
Person A: "Have you heard about the new Michael Moore book/film?"

Person B: "That Michael Moore sure is a tub of lard, huh?"

Tub Of Lard 

anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.
Tub Of Lard by Qal December 16, 2022