like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain December 30, 2017

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trying for a maybe

When a couple fucks a lot despite being unsure if they want children.

"I'm getting an abortion. Me and my boyfriend were trying for a maybe."

by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

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try me

meaning that you want to challenge the person who wants to challenge you

A: yo i bet you're trash at this one
B: im a pro, try me

by sussy pie October 29, 2021

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Bold Try

When someone tries doing something Bold. Like insulting a person of authority, or asking someone out. And using brutal honesty shamelessly.

"Hey did you see Kim?"
"No. She didn't come to school after Ronnie rejected her yesterday."
"Well it was a Bold Try

by TheFantasizer November 30, 2017

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Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

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