when you give an orange man head while hes peeing on your mom and his last name is trump
im gave dad trumpkin last night
via giphy
by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021
Get the mug
Get a trumpkin mug for your mama Jovana.
A rural uneducated and unsophisticated Trump supporter from the countryside.

Trumpkin is a portmanteau, Trump+Bumpkin=Trumpkin
Wow look at all the Trumpkins at the rally.
by pablo64 December 07, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Trumpkin mug for your Aunt Rihanna.
Yo did you see that bitch on the Apprentice? The only reason she got that far was because she was giving Donald Trumpkins every night
by Edwin Gaffney February 01, 2006
Get the mug
Get a trumpkin mug for your sister Larisa.
getting a blumkin (blowjob while taking a shit) while wearing trump appearral.
My night was so amazing because I got a trumpkin.
by donald69er November 14, 2016
Get the merch
Get the trumpkin neck gaiter and mug.
A die-hard Donald Trump supporter that would be willing to give Donald Trump a blumpkin.
Everytime Donald Trump talks about deporting a Mexican I want to give him a blumpkin, I'm such a Trumpkin.
by R.Barkley November 11, 2015
Get the merch
Get the Trumpkin neck gaiter and mug.
The act of sexually pleasuring a band member with the bell of ones trumpet.
I gave that kid a trumpkin after we played Stars and Stripes, it was so patriotic.
by miniburbs April 11, 2010
Get the merch
Get the Trumpkin neck gaiter and mug.
To receive a blumpkin (The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump) whilst wearing a blonde wig. It is important to note that one must also deny that the said act ever occurred, and call it "fake news".
J.J: "Hey Rob, I heard Chyna gave you a trumpkin the other day, did you buy your blonde wig on amazon?"
Rob: "What are you talking about? That never even happened dude! That shit is fake news"
J.J: "Well i got my blonde wig a couple weeks ago on amazon during a flash sale"
Rob: "WTF BRO! I thought you were my friend, I saw a picture on Chynas phone of you on the toilet wearing a blonde wig.....she took a belfie (blowjob selfie)!!!!"
J.J: "Nah nah son, that shit didn't happen, fake news must have photoshopped a photo and planted it on her phone!"
by d$-&-Saladd July 11, 2017
Get the mug
Get a trumpkin mug for your guy Rihanna.