A reverse blumpkin. When a female is sitting on the toilet, taking a shit, and fellating a dude standing in front of her.
That bitch is so freaky, the blumpkin wasn't wild enough for her. I hear she is now obsessed with the trumpkin.
by Antonio Blackcock November 07, 2008
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you're seein all this crazy shit, trippin out. then you realizeyou gotta poop, the act that results (taking a shit while getting your head blown) is a trumpkin
by poter987noogs1 October 29, 2008
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by ertzbag December 27, 2016
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Getting head while taking a shit with a huge traffic cone gaping your ass, instead of into a toilet.
by Rfid January 10, 2017
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An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one).
Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"
Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"
The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.
by shmek December 08, 2016
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