A Trumpanzee is a mindless follower and believer of Donald Trump. Observe these primitive creatures from a safe distance, as they are known to attack. Trumpanzee's are un-evolved members of society known for nonsensical, sexist, racist, and inflammatory remarks. Their low intelligence makes them impervious to facts, and they seem to have an affinity to HUGE walls. - -Do not engage - -
"FOX NEWS is showing some Trumpanzee's attacking a guy at a Trump rally . It is scary, but fascinating to watch them go Ape-Sh*t!!"
by eight675three09 March 18, 2016
The etymology of the word is traced back to 2016 U.S presidential election.
During the primary and the general election, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton was beleaguered by controversy surrounding the FBI investigation of the use of her private email server. At the same time, unbeknownst to the world, candidate Trump was a target of an FBI investigation of his own involving Russia. The stark contrast between yelling “Lock her up!” at Trump rallies, and calling the legitimate investigation into Trump a “witch hunt”, became prime example of how some humans are not quite as evolved as the rest, and always choose loyalty to alpha male pack leader over loyalty to truth, thus the term “Trumpanzee” was born.
The term can be used to describe anyone who bury their head in the sand as they spread their buttcheeks and present their rectum to their alpha pack leader to show their intent that they will always choose loyalty to their master over loyalty to truth. Director of the FBI James Comey was fired in May 2017 after resisting President alpha master god Trump’s repeated demands to take off his pants and get on all fours.
In the wild, trumpanzees are typically seen wearing cowboy boots or flannel shirt, with a pinch between their lower lip and gum that makes them look like chimpanzees. They are indigenous species of trailor parks scattered across southern United States, and are considered invasive species anywhere else (especially Canada but you won’t find them in Mexico).
During the primary and the general election, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton was beleaguered by controversy surrounding the FBI investigation of the use of her private email server. At the same time, unbeknownst to the world, candidate Trump was a target of an FBI investigation of his own involving Russia. The stark contrast between yelling “Lock her up!” at Trump rallies, and calling the legitimate investigation into Trump a “witch hunt”, became prime example of how some humans are not quite as evolved as the rest, and always choose loyalty to alpha male pack leader over loyalty to truth, thus the term “Trumpanzee” was born.
The term can be used to describe anyone who bury their head in the sand as they spread their buttcheeks and present their rectum to their alpha pack leader to show their intent that they will always choose loyalty to their master over loyalty to truth. Director of the FBI James Comey was fired in May 2017 after resisting President alpha master god Trump’s repeated demands to take off his pants and get on all fours.
In the wild, trumpanzees are typically seen wearing cowboy boots or flannel shirt, with a pinch between their lower lip and gum that makes them look like chimpanzees. They are indigenous species of trailor parks scattered across southern United States, and are considered invasive species anywhere else (especially Canada but you won’t find them in Mexico).
Wow.... I can’t believe Bob just came out of nowhere and started taking Jim’s side without even knowing what happened. It’s probably a coincidence that Jim is popular and Bob would suck his toes to be in his circle right? What a trumpanzee. I hope he gets cuckolded by Jim one day because that’s what he deserves.
by R. LeBeau May 21, 2018
A person who has a blind, cult-like admiration of and devotion to the worst President in American history, Donald Trump. Trumpanzees verbally attack people who contradict their narrow outlook on life. If you argue reasonably against Trump's racist, xenophobic and misogynistic politics, you are called a snowflake. If you mention anything you've read in The New York Times or have seen on CNN, Trumpanzee would label it fake news.
Trumpanzees tend to be fat, pasty-faced high school dropouts who:
Live in the suburbs of Palookaville;
Read the National Enquirer and some fake news site that blames Obama for America's problems;
Watch Fox News, Maury, Jerry Springer and NASCAR;
Either work part-time at McDonald's or fake illness for a monthly check from the government;
Use bad grammar and frequent f-words on social media - then call other people idiots;
Pop out future McDonald's workers, carnies, pole and lap dancers, baby mamas and daddies, and other useless people; and
Often have a trailer full of kids with different fathers.
Trumpanzees are also known for their low IQs, almost laughable devotion to God, and getting their 15 minutes of fame on the People of Walmart website wearing either ridiculous clothes or nothing at all.
Trumpanzees tend to be fat, pasty-faced high school dropouts who:
Live in the suburbs of Palookaville;
Read the National Enquirer and some fake news site that blames Obama for America's problems;
Watch Fox News, Maury, Jerry Springer and NASCAR;
Either work part-time at McDonald's or fake illness for a monthly check from the government;
Use bad grammar and frequent f-words on social media - then call other people idiots;
Pop out future McDonald's workers, carnies, pole and lap dancers, baby mamas and daddies, and other useless people; and
Often have a trailer full of kids with different fathers.
Trumpanzees are also known for their low IQs, almost laughable devotion to God, and getting their 15 minutes of fame on the People of Walmart website wearing either ridiculous clothes or nothing at all.
Somebody needs to build a wall around that trailer park outside town. Those Trumpanzees are a bigger threat to America than those Mexicans that the fat orange orangutan in Washington keeps talking about.
by The Real Canadian May 4, 2017
"Jim sold his pick-up truck to the guy in the trailer next to his so he could go to the Trump rally. Fucking Trumpanzee."
by ruggedzero March 18, 2016
(noun) a fanatical follower of Donald J. Trump and his campaign for president. Typically irrational, always biased. Trumpanzee is a compound word borrowing from his name and the common wild chimpanzee. Trumpanzees will often be reduced to primitive mob behavior seen among troops of chimpanzees in their natural habitat. When challenged they will group together howling and shrieking. When that doesn't chase off the subject the Trumpanzees will coordinate attacks with one flank advancing while the other flank flings copious amounts of fresh poo. Rain gear, boots, gloves and a full face shield should be worn when venturing into a Trumpanzee enclosure.
Rational person #1: So I hear Donald Trump is holding a rally downtown tonight.
Rational person #2: Yeah, the streets will be teeming with Trumpanzees by 8 o'clock.
Trumpanzee streaking past: Trump!Trump!Trump!USA!USA! You're a fuckin liberal! TrumpTrumpTrump!
Rational person #2: See?
Rational person #1: Mhm.
Rational person #2: Yeah, the streets will be teeming with Trumpanzees by 8 o'clock.
Trumpanzee streaking past: Trump!Trump!Trump!USA!USA! You're a fuckin liberal! TrumpTrumpTrump!
Rational person #2: See?
Rational person #1: Mhm.
by johnoneillnyc April 24, 2016
An ignorant Donald Trump Supporter. A Portmanteau, of the words Trump and Chimpanzee used to ridicule Trump supporters.
by Manolo Cartegeña March 25, 2017
by Frobisher Preen December 17, 2020