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The discoloration of a flesh colored dildo through repeated use for anal play; the pink material slowly takes on an orange hue, reminiscent of the make up worn by the tangerine tyrant of '26, war criminal and all round twat, Donald Trump
"I told you we should have got this butt plug in black, it's already getting a Trump tan on the tip"
trump tan by fratzpoozle March 17, 2026

The Trump Tan 

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"

Donald Trump Tan 

This is the color of Donald Trump’s skin. It’s a very orange fake spray tan look. It’s been ancient since the Trump’s took over America. So now when you go to your local spray tanning salon ask for the “Donald Trump Tan”.
That tan is so bad it looks like the Donald Trump Tan!
Donald Trump Tan by OliverSHOOK November 25, 2017

trump tantrum 

When Donald Trump is in a debate with someone or responding to someone's opinion of him, he throws a tantrum like a five year old kid and name calls.
There Donald goes again doing the Trump Tantrum.
trump tantrum by Cubby Cubster August 15, 2016

Trump Tang 

A brand of poo-tang media hype surrounding a man like an effervescent cloud of orange haze and the sweet mist parasitic recal infection of "It's amazing," and "It's gonna be great," bs to cover any terrible stench or gov't plot. Mix with water to disolve.
Trump Tang is available to drink at your local Senate until 2018.
Trump Tang by ImaZnGo February 5, 2017

Trump Tantrum 

1. Any epic fit by an adult that exceeds the worst of any two-year old on the planet.

2. The damage done by someone who is not only mad and takes their basketball for home, but seeks to burn down the basketball court before leaving.

3. The fit thrown by a sore loser, a person who clearly and fairly lost, but refuses to admit losing. See "Immature Acts".
Jesus, dude, quite throwing a Trump Tantrum. It's not that bad.
Trump Tantrum by Dutch.Uncle November 10, 2020