When the woman is giving a man a blow job and he decides to urinate in her mouth in the process; she then takes the urine/semen mixture and spits it out onto the man's gen's (genitalia) to create a warm sensation for him; she then licks it back up into her mouth and, using her fingers and a funnel, drizzles it into the man's anus. It is called the K Town Triathlon because it originated in K Town, UT and has three main stages.
Last night, me and my woman decided to get really kinky and we tried out the warmly refreshing K Town Triathlon.
by Roni Rone 22 October 11, 2009
a 3-part endorphin boosting activity which involves running, swimming and general merrymaking (see related: libations, burgers, karaoke, dance-offs).
'Dude, I did the Hippie Triathlon yesterday. My endorphins were buzzzzzzzzin'
Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?
Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.
Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?
Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.
by Mcg_McG_McG_McG November 2, 2018
When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to ejaculate and clear the smoke before your mom gets to the door.
by Borbenbashley November 5, 2020
A cunt that is a cunt in three different ways. Such as; Uses Oxy clean instead of bleach, Wipes their ass standing up, thinks poetry is soothing.
by Eric696969666 January 3, 2017
A threesome.
Me: my girlfriend offered to do a triathlon tonight: me, her, and her twin that I never met before!
Friend: awesome dude, no worries her brother is such a nice guy!
Friend: awesome dude, no worries her brother is such a nice guy!
by gcal September 10, 2018
A sport where human failures compete.
If you are not good enough at running, cycling or swimming why not just put them together to make a sport for rejects.
If you are not good enough at running, cycling or swimming why not just put them together to make a sport for rejects.
Oh you like underaged children, then you mist be a triathlonist right?
My dad left me after coming out as a triathlonist!
My dad left me after coming out as a triathlonist!
by #CancelTriathlon May 22, 2021
Passing a bong, joint and a cigarette between three people and each member smokes all the time. (3 sports like in a triathlon.)
by HaydeBuba June 19, 2022