1 definition by #CancelTriathlon

A sport where human failures compete.
If you are not good enough at running, cycling or swimming why not just put them together to make a sport for rejects.
Oh you like underaged children, then you mist be a triathlonist right?

My dad left me after coming out as a triathlonist!
by #CancelTriathlon May 22, 2021
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