A frequently worshiped deity consisting of Tom Thumb, Eddie Bauer, and Jesus H. Christ. Worship practices include:
wizard staffs, blow-up dolls, dancing on
elevated surfaces, VIP floozies, and owning any Eddie Bauer gear because it is THE BEST and should be treated with respect. However, this does not mean Eddie Bauer is the most important member of the tri-pod, because Jesus H. lives on
South beach heals those in need and will carry your cooler of beer for a small fee. With the utmost respect is how one should approach and reverence the tri-pod.