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Tree Kids 

1) Tree kid is the term to describe the weirdos in secondary school that try to be edgy.

2) They watch anime and roar at each other.

3) Socially awkward humans that can’t talk to people outside their group.

4) Tend to be found in large groups around a tree hissing at each other.

5) The term can be used to massively insult a person.

6) Tree kids usually don’t know they are called tree kids.

7) If you had to look this up you probably are one!
“What are the tree kids doing?”

Hissing!”
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Tree Kids 

The scum of moon valley high school. If there was a social hierarchy they'd be below the pigeons. If you find yourself sitting by a tree surrounded by a bench, with a trench coat and a face caked with black makeup... you may be a tree kid. Typically, this can be treated with chemotherapy.
Wow look at those tree kids, enjoying a Naruto run through the rain!
Tree Kids by Refrgorator January 25, 2017

Tree kids 

1. Typically the word tree kid is used to describe those weirdos that hang out and talk about anime or are super socially awkward

2. Can be used ironically to make fun of your friend

3. Always talking about some weird shit

Example: Hentai, killing theirselves, tentacle sex, etc.

4. Most likely to shoot up the school

5. Naruto runs through the halls with their 20 pound Example: *friend says something cringey (rawr XD)*

"Stop being such a treekid"
Example of tree kids:
*friend says something cringey such as...*
"Give me those rare memes daddy rawr XD"
"Stop being such a tree kid"

tree kids 

Faggy poser goth kids.
People commonly yell, "Hey tree kids! Dick!" " GotEEM"

Found by the tree on the hill at Central High School
You might be a tree kid if:
1)You have no skin pigment
2)You wear black make up
3) Your school bag is made up duct tape
4)You slit your wrists
5)You sit in a circle and pray, on the last day of school
6) you mumble hexes underneath your breathe
7)no one likes you
8)
tree kids by BobDiggity April 21, 2004

Tree kids 

A completely different species compared to standard high schoolers that you always know due to their hyper active nature. You’ll find them funny, but once you laugh they cling onto you like your a couple. They think you’re friends with them and will boast to the others that you’re friends. Most of the time they will be doing some autistic shit, and standardly that’s why you laugh
Ileanna: Devan, what are you doing with Thomas?
Devan:help me. *whispering* they’re tree kids
Tree kids by Thatnibbaaaron June 28, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026