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Tree Kids 

1) Tree kid is the term to describe the weirdos in secondary school that try to be edgy.

2) They watch anime and roar at each other.

3) Socially awkward humans that can’t talk to people outside their group.

4) Tend to be found in large groups around a tree hissing at each other.

5) The term can be used to massively insult a person.

6) Tree kids usually don’t know they are called tree kids.

7) If you had to look this up you probably are one!
“What are the tree kids doing?”

“Hissing!”
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Tree Kids 

The scum of moon valley high school. If there was a social hierarchy they'd be below the pigeons. If you find yourself sitting by a tree surrounded by a bench, with a trench coat and a face caked with black makeup... you may be a tree kid. Typically, this can be treated with chemotherapy.
Wow look at those tree kids, enjoying a Naruto run through the rain!
Tree Kids by Refrgorator January 25, 2017

Tree kids 

1. Typically the word tree kid is used to describe those weirdos that hang out and talk about anime or are super socially awkward

2. Can be used ironically to make fun of your friend

3. Always talking about some weird shit

Example: Hentai, killing theirselves, tentacle sex, etc.

4. Most likely to shoot up the school

5. Naruto runs through the halls with their 20 pound Example: *friend says something cringey (rawr XD)*

"Stop being such a treekid"
Example of tree kids:
*friend says something cringey such as...*
"Give me those rare memes daddy rawr XD"
"Stop being such a tree kid"

tree kids 

Faggy poser goth kids.
People commonly yell, "Hey tree kids! Dick!" " GotEEM"

Found by the tree on the hill at Central High School
You might be a tree kid if:
1)You have no skin pigment
2)You wear black make up
3) Your school bag is made up duct tape
4)You slit your wrists
5)You sit in a circle and pray, on the last day of school
6) you mumble hexes underneath your breathe
7)no one likes you
8)
tree kids by BobDiggity April 21, 2004

Tree kids 

A completely different species compared to standard high schoolers that you always know due to their hyper active nature. You’ll find them funny, but once you laugh they cling onto you like your a couple. They think you’re friends with them and will boast to the others that you’re friends. Most of the time they will be doing some autistic shit, and standardly that’s why you laugh
Ileanna: Devan, what are you doing with Thomas?
Devan:help me. *whispering* they’re tree kids
Tree kids by Thatnibbaaaron June 28, 2019
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