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traveling pants 

you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
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Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants 

When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you

ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.

the sisterhood of the traveling pants

Antonym of a six pack, a pizza, and an evening watching Reservoir Dogs.
Wife: Honey, the girls and I will be discussing The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in the living room.
Husband: Ok, I will be downstairs.

the sisterhood of the traveling pants

the greatest book ever. the sequels to it are The Second Summer of the Sisterhood and Girls in Pants. they are amazing, and no books compare to them. some parts of the books are deep/sad and others are funny and lighthearted. once i read them i had a different view on life. the fourth book is coming out in summer 2006! i cant fucking wait!
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants books are soooo good!

the sisterhood of the traveling pants

>n. the greatest book/movie ever that is about 4 girls finding their dreams, friendship and love.

the sisterhood of the traveling pants

Teenage chick movie about 4 girls who constantly get into each other's pants.
Middle-aged men loved the sisterhood of the traveling pants for an entirely different reason.