An ass that's shaped like an upside down trapezoid. Asses become this shape more with grandmas and older folks
That girl has a trapezoid ass, its way out of shape
by Fireman85 March 26, 2022
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A trapezoid covering the Mediterranean Sea in which thousand of ships have sunk under mysterious circumstances over the last several Millennia. The trapezoids points are clockwise from SW to SE: Gibraltar to Genova, from Genova to Istanbul, from Istanbul to Jerusalem and from Jerusalem back to Gibraltar.
During the Byzantine Empire in the Middle Ages many ships were lost in the Mediterranean Trapezoid.
by sanfrancisco89 August 20, 2010
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Shirt that is very trendy, large, has no shape, and is quite unflattering. Basically, you can have one made by giving two large pieces of fabric to a child and asking them to sew them together. It is generally worn by sluts or generic skanks. Usually the side or large portion of the bra can be seen by all who wear this type of shirt.
Wow, that trapezoidal shirt sure hides how large that girl's body is.
by Non-generic skank May 15, 2012
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When 3 dudes enter you in the ass at once creating new angles to your butthole. The three create a triangular rectangle (similar to the painted area on an international basketball court.) If they stay in for long enough, everyone ejacula...I mean...is ejected from the painted area.
I wouldn't go in that place. You might end the night with 3 in the Trapezoid.
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when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.
So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.
by jyutrurdu November 20, 2009
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A sexual position that allows three men to all be inserted in each other's ass at the same time.
Hey, after we finish playing poker do you want to try a French Trapezoid?
by Jim Fox69 May 8, 2013
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A person who thinks really hard on how they will do something, but still does it in a way that completely lacks common sense.
Dude you are thinking like a Trapezoid.
by KC8653 February 27, 2018
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