Small, possibly temporary, inconspicuous, luggage containing comfortable clothes that may eventually be needed and is packed in anticipation of being “trapped” in a situation or place that requires wearing formal or uncomfortable clothes. A trap bag may be as simple as a paper bag containing shorts, t-shirt, and flip-flops.
Dude 1: “Dude what’s with the suit and tie?”
Dude 2: “I have to go to church with my grandmother.”
Dude 1: “Ouch.”
Dude 2: “Nah, I packed a trap bag with clothes for later.”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!