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Transformice Cafe

A cringe inducing miniforum on Transformice where most flamewars and arguements on there. Every cafer is different, but in all honesty they all fucking suck.
(example of how the Transformice Cafe acts)
Eggmanmeep: fuck u xhiddenangelx
Xhiddenangelx#1277: ?
Draco#3607: i luv u eggmanmeep
Dont_treadonme#2642: yea fgt
Quim#0230: no u
Marxymice: stfu
dragon_fire#8696: fuck me im a 12 year old hooker uwu owo daddy
Heroguy#1463: cum on me pls
Specialmice1: o_ o
Edgyteen: v_v
Cosmofox#7413: uhh
Shamshak: what
Peonyy#2157: hmm

Transformice cafe

An internet cafe on the flash game Transformice, where memes, copypastas, and drama spreads like wildfire. The Transformice cafe has a large community of lone tweens who don't have a life and worship the French creator of the game, Tigrounette, after he updated the cafe in August 2016 with an ugly, shit layout that caused many old cafers to leave. Flamewars every day, this place is considered "hell" by many cafers yet they still use it 24/7.
Everyone on the Transformice cafe is a gay, disgusting human being and love chewing on Tigrounette's crunchy, moldy, crusty baguette.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026