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Trumpelstiltskin 

Trump / el / stilt / skin.

A deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify -- before it's too late.
"Trumpelstiltskin!" said Americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the House of Representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.
Trumpelstiltskin by NiraMillson February 5, 2017
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Trumpelstiltskin 

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.
The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.

Tramperson 

A person who is the absolute epitome and definition of a tramp including the fact they are a desperate soul who is seeking to hook up with questionable looking and like minded people at bar closing time. Minimal considerations of standards based upon quality and quantity of alcoholic beverages, ambient lighting, questionable verbal skills or other mitigating factors.
I was a tramperson last night. Definitely a bad idea. YOLO!!!
Tramperson by TheDB69 August 24, 2020

Tramples 

A person that runs over someone like a horse racing toward something.
That tramples always scoops me on the sales floor.
Tramples by Throwaway away October 12, 2020

Trampelstiltskin 

The most extreme and rare tramp of its kind--drawing from the name Rumpelstiltskin.
"Then she slept with 5 guys that night. What a trampelstiltskin."

Trampenstien 

A woman that seeming has the potential to be good looking but as a result of trying too hard...is now just plain scary.
She looked great from behind until she turned around...God, what a trampenstien!...she was a fucking monster!
Trampenstien by Gus Schultz March 15, 2008

trampesty 

The entire act of an exaggerated or grotesque imitation of a tramp, such as the act of attracting attention through multiple repeated sexual contacts with multiple individuals for no monetary compensation or a series of events culminating in the individual or public knowledge that one/many is/are without morals when faced with the truth of what they did, i.e. last night.
Witness: "She let those boys do what?... What a trampesty." or
Witness 1: "She was in the bathroom with that guy forever and her boyfriend just sat there like a pussy."
Witness 2: "That is a true trampesty."
or
Participant: "I think it was only four or six, maybe."
or
Witness: "She broke up with him, that is why he is making out with that ugly chic at the bar... Trampesty."

trampesty by Vincent Lechizo April 21, 2006