Trace McSorely

6 time pro bowler. 4 time super bowl champion. The goat of all goats. He throws it on a dime. He’s wearin number 9. The only man never to be sacked, intercepted, or injured cause he’s built different.

Damnnnn, Trace McSorely just threw a dime.

Did you see Trace McSorely start over Lamar?
How is Trace McSorely such a goat?

Trace McSorely by Spudmaster14 October 27, 2020

Trace Mcsorely

The dad, your dad, my dad, just the dad

Trace Mcsorely is the dad

Trace Mcsorely by Mcsorelydad69 September 1, 2021

Trace Mcsorely

The Dad

Tom- “hey have you seen Trace mcsorely play?”
Bill- “oh you mean the dad?”

Trace Mcsorely by Mcsorelydad69 September 1, 2021

Trace mcSorley 

Throw it on a dime
Like ya'll ain't even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number nine
Go travelin' down that Vandy
Flip to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the Natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite Quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that Blue and White
You know I do it for the glory
Baker won the Hеisman, next up Trace McSorley

Trace McSorley is the goat

Trace mcSorley by Tmcsorley October 2, 2020

Trace McSorley 

Despite the fact that he led his high school to 4 straight state championship game appearances
Very few high major recruiters looked at the 6 foot tall 180 pounder and said
Quarterback
Throw it on a dime
Like y'all aint even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number 9
Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy
Flipped to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that blue and white
You know I do it for the glory

Baker won the heisman
Next up Trace McSorley
They call me Trace McSorley
I went out to the bar and I woke up in a sorority
Michigan defense
Softer than that cheesecake
Beaver Stadium, get loud
Home team, 14 straight
And DeAndre going long
Back shoulder to Juwan
It's that Big Ten title season
Try to take me out, too bad
We still got Tommy Stevens
Throw it on a dime
Like y'all aint even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number 9
Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy
Flipped to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that blue and white
You know I do it for the glory

Baker won the heisman
Next up Trace McSorley

Chiefs fan: Patrick Mahomes is the goat
Me: did you forget Trace McSorley?

Trace McSorley by Trace Mcsorley's Stepbro October 6, 2020