Toxic gay pride 

The new toxic masculinity. When someone assumes you’re homophobic/transphobic because your child doesn’t watch SpongeBob (gay animated icon) or wear rainbow. Getting angry because you’re not gay too. And acts like you’re the bad guy.

David: why doesn’t your child watch SpongeBob ?

Jayce: because their not even one years old yet and not alert enough to watch an older kid cartoon.
David: that’s bullshit. They’re old enough to watch SpongeBob. You just don’t want them watching SpongeBob because he’s a gay icon now.

Jayce: No, they’re attention span is too short. They only like big bold shapes and slow learning.

David: that’s not true at all! They can watch SpongeBob.

Jayce: SpongeBob is for 8 year olds or older… baby is too young.

David: *goes into a long rant about old town road being about gay sex and how it’s so popular, but people don’t realize it’s about gay sex and letting their kids listen to it.*
Jayce: Yeah, maybe. I like that song. It’s a really good song.

David: your child is old enough for SpongeBob!

Jayce: bro you’re too toxic gay pride. Back off.

Toxic gay pride by Thehamsaeye June 7, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016