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A drunk, overweight man who happens to have Tourettes Syndrome. Tourettes Guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. He is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between pissing and shitting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with Colgate Toothpaste (ONLY the one with Tarter Control) and how banana's deficate. Possibly the funniest man alive to date. Made famous by and it's creators.

Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
by Printnamehere December 11, 2004
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An internet hero with tourettes syndrome, known for many great quotes. He often makes up his own curse words.
Tourettes Guy: My ass could write better music than you, with one cheek tied behind my balls.

Tourettes Guy: I don't have time for this "chicken shit bullshit"
by RobBob November 14, 2006
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Famous mostly for his discovery that pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two completely different things. After been in jail for 2 years, he threatens to sue Comcast.
Tourettes Guy: Pissing out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS !!!!!

Tourettes Guy (after return): What the BULL FUCKING HELL is a 'franchise fee' of four dollars, six two cents !
by EagleYS January 12, 2010
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A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,
Tourettes guy is so cool, but i would love to see tourettes guy on BZ
by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004
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The funniest person on the internet.

Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.
"Don't talk shit about total"


Pay the tourettes guy some respect
by ofhwkdhtgnkarn August 25, 2007
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This beloved character has very recently passed away. He still is an internet icon, with an enormous cult following. He is recognized for his foul language, neckbrace, (sometimes) wheelchair, mustache, and glasses. He will be sorely missed by myself, and millions of others. He died in his sleep, about a month after a car accident. Tourettes Guy, 1964-2007.
Tourettes Guy: "Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!!!"

Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.

Go to YouTube or Google videos for tourettes guy clips. is taking a few weeks of no videos in respect, but go there to read details of what's happened, and Complete Tourettes Guy DVD information
by Mbleh August 21, 2007
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One of the funniest people on the internet. He had Tourettes Syndrome and was constantly wasted but was funny as hell. His videos can be found on youtube by searching "tourettes guy". He sadly passed away in 2007 and will be missed by many, including me. If you think he didn't have Tourettes Syndrome then think again, because he was constantly drunk and if you would check then you would see that his actions were not like most people who have Tourettes Syndrome
Some of my favorite Tourettes Guy's lines


"I don't give a dead moose's last shit!"

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the ass!"

"Eat my short dick!"
by my name is bs December 26, 2007
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