Touched by an angel 

verb: To be retarded. Or have that special twinkle in their eye. Down's twinkle. A person who is ratchet and nasty.

Girl, that boy looks funny and says dumb shit. I think they were touched by an angel

Touched by an angel by Samantha Porter May 30, 2017

touched by an angel 

When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.

i took a shit and got touched by an angel.

touched by an angel by graygoon January 12, 2010

touched by an angel 

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

touched by an angel by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

touched by an angel 

When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.

My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.

touched by an angel by DropKickGrl December 9, 2008

touched by an angel 

When you're black but one of your parents is white.

"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"

touched by an angel by Thesoapfairy September 7, 2016

Touched by an angel 

A celestial twist on the classic Tulsa Tornado in which a group of people will gather in a circle, while one person (The Angel) attaches himself/herself to a moving ceiling fan and slaps everyone in the face with their penis or a strap-on, depending on anatomy. The Angel wears a halo and a pair of white wings while organ music plays in the background.

Morris: How was your date last night?
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.

Touched by an angel by DinnerRollGirl15 June 30, 2025