by Unknown May 22, 2003
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.
Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.
"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.
After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.
"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.
After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Don't touch my junk.
by writerdg November 19, 2010
Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.
Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
by dookeyboy November 19, 2010
by squiggledick November 18, 2017
Those annoying anime kitty wolf demon hybrid girls on Roblox that always say "Dont touch my tail!" In the chat, or type it in their bio. They Do this only for attention, and they think it's "Cute". (This usually occurs in games like "Island Life Paradise")
Hybrid girls bio on roblox: half demon half wolf half cat half dragon uwu/has powers/Dont touch my tail owo!
Troll on roblox: *touches tail*
Hybrid girl: NOOOO!!! DONT TOUCH MY TAIL!!>:(
Hybrid girl: *Growls at you uwu*
Troll on roblox: *touches tail*
Hybrid girl: NOOOO!!! DONT TOUCH MY TAIL!!>:(
Hybrid girl: *Growls at you uwu*
by The penis puncher January 16, 2021
A stern warning to TSA gropers to not touch John Tyner's penis or balls when told he was about to undergo a "groin check".
Don't touch my junk. If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested. -- John Tyner, San Diego Airport, November 13, 2010
by RealTailDragger November 20, 2010