A way to describe something, someone, or place as being amazing. It is the amaze balls equivalent for females, that is totally in my Fallopian tubes.
by smocode March 31, 2015
Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.
Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.
Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..
Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..
by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 09, 2013
by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018
Friend #1 Bro have heard about that telly ting girl at the party she a real booger
Friend #2 Yea totes- totes molotes I did hear about her she's weird
Friend #2 Yea totes- totes molotes I did hear about her she's weird
by CATKID June 03, 2022
Your my little tote wheat
by Tote wheat November 22, 2015
an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 15, 2010
Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.
by Fox dad October 23, 2020