A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.
Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.
by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 11, 2010
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Totes Molotes is to agree with someone. Verbally agreeing
Friend #1 Bro have heard about that telly ting girl at the party she a real booger

Friend #2 Yea totes- totes molotes I did hear about her she's weird
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It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.

e.g: "somebody missed our house meeting today"

" I'm sorry, I...

"Totes kidding, I knew you were busy, don't worry"
by George Mathias March 29, 2019
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1) to be completely,utterly and fabulously done up for some event/occasion

2) to be completely, utterly and ridiculously fucked up. Something that's unappealing because it has been through too much stress/work.
-is often times pronounced "to' up."
1) That girl be lookin' so fly tonight. She is tote up.
2) That girl be lookin haggard just like this party, yo. This place is tote up.
by googlemelovely October 31, 2010
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A way to describe something, someone, or place as being amazing. It is the amaze balls equivalent for females, that is totally in my Fallopian tubes.
by smocode March 31, 2015
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When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.

It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.
Jorden was totes bellig last night!

or

Here comes totes bellig.
by TotesBellig March 17, 2011
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