Totalcock

Title acheived through acts of extreme manly stupidity.

Guy drunkenly walks bare footed through camp fire
Woman (unimpressed) : 'Wow, you are totalcock'
Guy (thinking he is awesome) : 'I know, thanks'

Totalcock by eMsCherryDarling December 17, 2009

Tomacock 

When you slap a girl on the head with your cock.

She had a bruise on her forehead from when I Tomacocked her last night.

Tomacock by Lord Maher13 March 5, 2011

totblock 

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.

1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!

totblock by howtomakefriendsforfags July 25, 2011

this guy is a total cock smoker 

The words uttered by Josh Homme on the live QOTSA cd, a recording of a show in london. It is refereing, in this case, to a man in the crowd wearing a white long sleaved t shirt, who, for unknown reasons, Josh doesnt like.
It can also be used as a discriptive tool, to discribe some one you dont like, or think is a cock smoker.

Guy one: "That guy is a total cock smoker!"
Guy two: "I know, he killed my cay"

Guy one: Pointing to man in crowd "This guy is a total cock smoker"
Crowd: Throws shit at guy.

this guy is a total cock smoker by Pestilence7171 August 29, 2008

tomacock 

Grabbing ones own penis while removing it from their own body to throw in a tomacock matter

I’ll tomacock you

tomacock by pr0specT December 10, 2018

apache tomacock 

When a girl gets a dildo staked in her VAG!!

Renee got the apache tomacock at the party!!

apache tomacock by xxKronicNinjaxx October 25, 2011

Toolcock 

A very powerful name in the southern part of the United States. The Toolcock's began as a family of farmers in Louisiana. During the Civil War, conflict began around the Toolcock's farm because of the fact that they used African slaves to help harvest their crops. Thomas Toolcock became a very highly ranked general in the Confederate Army, but his fame was short lived because of the Confederate's loss. As of now the Toolcock name is highly respected the world over as a food company, Thomas's great granddaughter, Eleanor Toolcock is the CEO of Toolcock Homegrown Foods.

That man is a regular Eleanor Toolcock.

Toolcock by Lt. Weewee November 24, 2010