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Title acheived through acts of extreme manly stupidity.
Guy drunkenly walks bare footed through camp fire
Woman (unimpressed) : 'Wow, you are totalcock'
Guy (thinking he is awesome) : 'I know, thanks'
by eMsCherryDarling December 17, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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