the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling
by Uwish U. Knewme May 12, 2010
A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.
I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell
by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017
A cheap alternative to the well known Turtle Beach headsets, the Tortoise Shore is a homemade device used for online video game play. It is made from a pair of headphones being worn on top of your game headset, which can cause significant discomfort.
Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200 Turtle Beach.
Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.
Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.
by BiirdMan May 30, 2009
The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.
Damn, I have a tortoise head and I think its touching cloth. Think I better go snap one off before I shit my pants.
by Coinage August 13, 2006
by El Camino Sandman July 23, 2018
by Commander Rik January 25, 2011
One of the best players of Graalonline and City of Heroes. Often kills his opponents in a pimped or raped fashion to demonstrate just how good he really is or can be. Enjoys thourough provocation and flaming both before and after battles.
by GODDESS MARISSA April 24, 2005