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Top Baby

When the dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby.
Naoki is a top baby while his girlfriend is a bottom bitch
by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019
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Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby
Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.
by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019
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Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011
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Baby Top Energy

Wow she’s got some baby top energy.
by Pirate lady December 21, 2020
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Baby bottle top

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.
Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.
by LemmeF1ndOut June 17, 2021
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