top gooner

A delusion arsenal fan that believes the club's lies, and abuses anybody who doesn't

Top gooners, believe the lies

by KITIKATANA March 9, 2023

Top Gooners

1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans

2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)

E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz

MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"

Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"

by g3org3.m June 20, 2023

Tomgoonery

For when someone is committing tomfoolery and are also being a goon and at the same

Stop committing tomgoonery Gerald or ill stab your baby

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Tomgoonery

A compound word of tomfoolery and gooning or goonery. It refers to silly antics that involve some sort of gooner like activity, such as making inappropriate jokes, or sexually fawning over someone or something.

"Poor Jill. Stuck between John and Jack's tomgoonery."

"What are you two doing?"
"Just some tomgoonery"

by Mr Lunk of America November 7, 2025