Took Short Share definition Flag The sudden urge to poop when you weren't expecting it. Usually when you have just set of on a car journey. I was on my way to the Mall when I was Took Short, so I had to return home a.s.a.p to take a dump. Took Short by lifo May 7, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Took Short mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch