Tomorningen't

An internet slang term used to deny the existence of the upcoming morning. It is usually muttered at 4:00 AM by someone pulling an all-nighter who is either fiercely refusing to wake up, or completely in denial that a scheduled test/responsibility is actually happening in a few hours.
If you don't sleep, the next day can't technically start. Tomorningen't.

Person A: "Bro you gotta sleep, we gotta do an exam in the morning."
Person B: "Tomorningen't."

Tomorningen't by Buhanator777 May 18, 2026

tomorning 

Noun. Shortened version of "tomorrow morning," but its use is also similar to that of tonight. Can also be used in the sense of "this morning," although such use is less common.

Anytime the day before, from after noon until midnight (or later, depending on location and preference), you may say, "What are you doing tomorning?" --What are you doing tomorrow morning?-- or "Hey, can I catch a ride to work with you tomorning?" --Hey, can I catch a ride to work with you tomorrow morning?--
During the wee hours of the morning, you can say, "I am going to school tomorning." --I am going to school (later) this morning.-- However, this is not a commonly used form of the word.

tomorning by Erwin "Dan" Dunbar November 24, 2006

Tomorning 

That time of night/morning where it's really late/early; A time when its the next day but you haven't gone to sleep yet so you can't consider it tomorrow morning.

I was planning on working on my essay tomorning if I don't tonight.

Tomorning by Chriugh October 2, 2018

Tomorning 

Popular Shortening of "Tomorrow Morning", primarily used in South East Anglia and London.

"I will pick you up in tomorning."

"Tomorning is the begining of the first day of the rest of my life."

"Although it after midnight, tomorning you may open your presents."

Tomorning by Aka_85 August 15, 2012

tomorning 

Tomorrow Morning....

We are going to do that tomorning.

tomorning by Eileen Slightly February 12, 2009

Tomorning 

The verbal confusion of the words "tomorrow" and "this morning" when speaking past 12 AM where it is technically morning

Person 1: Man it's late, it's almost 2 o'clock!

Person 2: Yeah I'm tired. What are our plans for tomorning? I mean tomorrow. I mean, this morning.

Tomorning by GF2themax January 2, 2010

tomorning 

Noun. Shortened version of "tomorrow morning," but its use is also similar to that of tonight. Can also be used in the sense of "this morning," although such use is less common. See also tomorn, tomornin and tomornin'.

Anytime the day before, from after noon until midnight (or later, depending on location and preference), you may say, "What are you doing tomorning?" --What are you doing tomorrow morning?-- or "Hey, can I catch a ride to work with you tomorning?" --Hey, can I catch a ride to work with you tomorrow morning?--
During the wee hours of the morning, you can say, "I am going to school tomorning." --I am going to school (later) this morning.-- However, this is not a commonly used form of the word.

tomorning by Erwin "Dan" Dunbar November 10, 2008