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To Watch/Obtain gay porn on your mobile device.
Are you watching Tom Jones?

Tom Jones really turns me on.

by Amahopeless April 09, 2011
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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First man to bring prostitution to the US
Also a huge party held once a year.
Dude did you go to Tom Jones?
by Tennyson May 03, 2005
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a very good artist who is loved by all gangstas g's such as 50 cent and snoop dog are all to be qouted as saying 'any1 hu does not lyk the rhymes of tom jones is no gangsta because he is ill.
has come up with ryhms such as its not unusual, sex bomb, and the ultimate gangsta tune of you can leave your hat on
gangsta elder: listen to the bars of master Tom Jones and you will become a true gansta my son
younger gangsta:ok blud hold tyt down south ill listen to this g in between my drive-by and my nightly routine of muggin people and shouting TZ TZ blud yh u get me
gangsta elder:yes u learn quick my son

TZ= terror zone a gay bar in mitcham also a gang full of gays
by deane October 15, 2007
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some singer dude that my dad threw his underwear at for a good laugh on a business trip, lol. True story! It was the night I was born, no joke.
Tom Jones was part of my birth story. xD
by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 09, 2009
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Extremely hungry / extreme hunger.
I have not eaten since breakfast. Tom Jones na ko!
by Terpits August 09, 2007
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A man who cheats so much it causes his or wife or girlfriend to lose their mind. Coined after the famous Welsh singer and ladies man, Tom Jones, whose wife became shattered by her husband’s numerous infidelities.
“He did a Tom Jones on her.”

“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”

Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.

My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.
by literary.muse September 01, 2010
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