todai

The tightest, cleanest, pussy known to man. Free of all STDs and other nasty substances. Just plain good and tasty and definately shaved.

I humped Jessica her pussy is so damn todai.

by Josh January 12, 2004

today

Today lasts till you go to sleep after being awake on a different calender day.

*At 0:38* Today was a good day, I should go to sleep.

by The Vicious Cabbage March 28, 2019

No day but today

A chant made by the HIV+ characters during "Life Support" in the Musical Rent. This cry means to live each day as if it were your last. Most of the characters that come across this song do not have much time to live, so the only thing they can do is (not jump over the moon you rentheads) live each day one at a time, and never look back. Used in "Life Support", "Another Day", misc. exerpts in the musical, and "Finale B".

"I live each moment as my last
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road,
No other way
No day but today."
-Another Day, sung by Mimi Marquez.

by kydie November 27, 2005

It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

by ItSeemsToday October 16, 2019

today's day

The day that today is.

Dang bro did you know today's day is 26? that's crazy bro

by yaboidegoi October 10, 2021

Today Tonight

An Australian current affairs program aired on Channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of Dancing With the Stars and weight loss stories.

I was watching Today Tonight tonight, they unsurprisingly had yet another story on weight loss.

by fuckinqueenslander September 1, 2008

Jimin today

Someone who takes the longest to get ready

“Susan’s doing a Jimin today”

by Starmy February 11, 2019